1. Why is a five minute show about singing potatoes so god damn catchy?
2. I wish Dirt Girl and her pseudo-environmentalist-porn-star weirdness would just f&*k off! What focus group is even responsible for letting this thing on air!
3. Is Miss Rabbit somehow evading tax? Because she literally has 400 jobs! And is she even qualified to do any of them?
4. Wiggles, I love you. But can you guys just make these episodes longer please? I haven’t quite finished my coffee…
5. No Baby Jake, it’s not time for an adventure. It’s time for me to change the channel.
6. Why the hell did they have to go and animate Bananas in Pyjamas? And why they even still friends with Rat after all the shitty things he’s done?
7. How old is Ryder? Why does he so many dogs? And how is he bankrolling this entire operating?
8. Why are parents letting their kids attend The Squirrel Club with a large dog who cannot even talk?
9. Susie Sheep is by far the worst best friend ever and Peppa should ditch her.