I have… regrets.
You see, this all started with a deep sense of confusion I simply couldn't shake.
While I often find myself unable to understand what the famous people are wearing, one fashion trend has had me particularly perplexed: latex.
It's very... tight. And sweaty. And it makes people look like they've literally dipped their already perfect bodies in paint, and are just walking around naked.
Which is fine. Except I have questions.
But also WHY.
When I think about wearing latex, I imagine those nature documentaries where a snake eats a mammal and its tummy stretches to fit it, and you're like snakey you can't lie about having eaten a wombat because I can see it through your skin.