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Jessika and Cyrell finally had the ~fight~ we’ve all been waiting for, and it was everything we hoped for and more.
There was yelling.
There were flailing limbs.
… And there was some of the worst acting we’ve seen since Tommy Wiseau’s The Room.
Look, if we were Channel 9 and had been gifted a MAFS contestant named Cyrell with a bit of a temper, of course we would take it as an opportunity to orchestrate a b*tch fight and pump our promos full of “Cyclone Cyrell” puns.
I mean… it’d be rude not to.
But we can’t help but think they all needed a bit of extra time to rehearse.
Last night, Cyclone Cyrell is WREAKED HAVOC on Jess.
(No, seriously, we hear there’s been a relief centre set up at MAFS HQ).
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And here’s what we couldn’t help but notice about the altercation:
1. Ning’s line delivery.
We have never seen someone deliver a line so unenthusiastically in our entire lives.